Saturday, November 17, 2007

sms های سری اول

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bi to mahtab shabi baz az an koche gozashtam fek nakon yade to bodam kar nadashtam vel migashtam



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Bazia Mikrob Shenas Mishan Mesle : PASTOR
Bazia Nobel Migiran Mesle : MADAM KOORI
Bazia Porfessor Mishan Mesle : Eineshtain
Bazia Ham Oskol Mishan SMS Mikhoonan Mesle : TO



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baba 10met garm, 9karetim, 8tablakootim, 7tire babatim, 6she mashinetim, 5jere khoonatim, 4keretim, 3loolaye vojoodetim, 2roshkatim ,1kam maro daryab



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donya 3 rokn dare : 1)aslan ashegh nasho.2)age ashegh shodi vase mashooghet bemir.3)age mordi khak bar sare bijanbat konan



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gofti "ey yaar" goftam "zahre maar" , gofti "ey noor" goftam "mordeshoor", gofti "az ghame doorie to bimaaram" goftam "be man che, mage man parastaaram



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eshgh chist?...3saat negah...3saat khande...3saat safa...3roz ashnayi...3hafte vafadari...3mah bigharari...3sal entezar...30 sal pashimani



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be ye motaad migan ba 45 o 46 o 48 o 47 jomle besaz ........ mige : chela panje mikeshi , chela shishe mishkani ,chela hashti narahat ,chela haf nemizani !!!!



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...Ba Man Beshmor Azizam

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Affarin Mongol Joon

Farda ABCDE.... Kar Mikonim



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tanha tarine shabhaye man sedaye tost. tanha to hasti ke dar nimeshab soratam ro navazesh mikoni . tanha dalile shab bidarye man to hasti . ba to hastam ey PASHEH



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doost dari begam mikham har rooz sobh ba sedat bidar sham va badesh begam ba saatam boodam? doost dari begam mikham kenare to bekhabam va bad begam ba balesham boodam? doost dari begam mikham bahat harf bezanamo bad befahmi ba yahoo helperam? doost dari begam chera rafti bad befahmi ba bargham? in dafe migam dooset daram, vali ba khode khodetam



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rasme neveshtan ra ..... rasme khandan ra ......rasme yad gereftan ra .......dar zendegi madyoone to hastam, tamame zendegiam va noore cheshmam toi,tanha rahe nejatam az tarikeye cheshmanam toyi....DOOOOOSTAT DARAM Eynake man



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vaghty dari fekr mikoni ke man daram fekr mikonam keto dary fekr mikoni keman be chi fekr mikonam delam mikhad ke fekr koni ke man beto fekr mikonam



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3ta fereshteye mehraboon hastan .1) avali dare be parandeha ghaza mide 2) dovomi dare be mardom komak mikone sevomi ke man kheyli kheyli doostesh darm dare in off ro mikhoone



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yeroooz ye torke o rashtie o lore o ghazvinie o bolghari o roose o amricaie o englisie o canadaie o azire o almanie tasmim migiran toro sare kar bezaran



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ye soal .midooni eshgh mesle chi mimoone?fek kon.na eshtebah gofti eshgh mesle jish kardan tooye shalvare,har kasi ke befahme behet mikhande,vali faghat khodeti ke garmasho hess mikoni



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DivOone.
Oghdeyi.
Sar be hava.
Efadeyi.
TarsOo.
Damadami.
As o pas.
Razl.
Az khod Razi.
Mozhek.

Shoke shodi?Hala 8 Harfe avale 8 Kalameye bala ro Kenare Ham Bezar

===> DOSTET DARAM

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se ta chiz hass ke bekhy nakhay miyad soraghet: 1.marg 2.jish 3.sms



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Navare Ghalbe Normal
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Navare Ghalbe Man Vaghti TO Baram SMS Mizani
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Hala Bebin Age Nazani Chi Mishe
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Avalin Chizi Ke Behesh Del Bastam To Boodi.... Bi To Aroomo Gharar Nadashtam! Gerye Mikardam....To Ro Mikhastam .. Midoonestam To Nabashi Nemikhabam....Dooset Daram ~> PESTOONAK !!



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To Khari, Sagi, Gavi, Goosfandi,
Meimooni, Bozi, Goosalei ....
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.baraye foroush nadari?!



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tavajoh in sms vase 1 safheh estefadeh beshe
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Sare kar NISTY bro Paeen

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natars bro paeentar

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TO KHODET NOMREYE BISTI...!

نظر بدهید
اس ام اس های عشقی
shab ke mishe boro kenare panjere ta setareha bebinanet va hasoodishoon beshe ke maheshoon male mane.
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Lastike delam ro ba mikhe negahat panchar kardi eshghi!!

Javadtarin smse love 2007

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Midoni chera adama vaghti miran to roya cheshmashoono mibandan? ya vaghti gerye mikonan? Ya vaghti kasio mibosan? ...Chon ghashangtarin lahzehaye in donya didani nist.

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Man az edareye bargh sms mizanam shakie khosoosi darin barghe cheshatoon ye nafaro koshte!

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4 ta chizo kheyli dust daram: 1-tu asemuna khodaro 2-tu zamin khodamo 3-tu khodam ghalbamo 4-tu ghalbam to ro...

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Tamame lezathay donya vase zamaniye ke aslan entezaresho nadari va hich lezati balatar az doust dashtan nist pas hala ke entezaresho nadari douset daram

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To mesle setareha mimoni. Mesle ona dast nayaftani, mesle ona ghashangi, ama yek fargh ba setareha dari. Ona kheyli ziyadand

vali to ;ye dooneyi

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Adam Toye Asheghi Bayad Mesle Siggar Bashe Ba Inke Midone Akharesh Zire Pa Lehesh Mikonan Vali Bazam Misoze

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dele to az sang ham ke bashe vase man hich moshkeli nist !!! akhe man hanoozam ke hanooze

bot parastam

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T I T A N I C
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ba mosaferash faday to

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man hamon mahi kocholoye dele toam moragheb bash delet nashkane ke man mimiram

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be yade an rooz ke dar safheye shatranje delat shahe eshgh boodam o ba kishe rokhat mat shodam

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kash migofti chist anche az cheshme to ta omghe voojoodam jarist

omrist ke mibazamo yek bord nadaram ama che konam asheghe in

kohne bazaram

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age to ye roze barfi ye pire marde rish sefid toro to kise andakht

narahat nasho, oon baba noele shayad yeki to ro arezo karde bashe

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ShabaMon Ah Ke Che Tariko Che Sarde Delamon Jayiee Ghamee Loneyei darDee To Ro bi man mano bi To GoZashtee
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اس ام اس های سرکاری

migan heyvanat 12 daghighe zoodtar motavajehe zelzele mishan...Damet garm maro ham bi khabar nazar

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dalile khoshbakhtiye to:

1-dashtane dooste khoobi mese man.

2-dashtane doosti mese man

3-faghat dashtane man

4-dashtan man

5-man

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Angoshtato mosht kon

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moshte?

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moshte moshte?

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Hala mohkam bezan to chesham ta koor sham,doorito nabinam

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hamaknoon niazmande yari sabzetan hastim

(bonyade hemayat az bimarani smsi)

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agar mikhahid bedanid afsorde hastid ya na kafist tanha be hamin yek soal pasokh dahid.

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tanha hamin yek soal.
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aya shoma afsorde hastid?

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Ye baghal gole roz ba ye donya ehsas ba ye sabad setareh.midam behet bebar sare 4 rah befroosh. sodesh nesf nesf !

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age shab ba ham raftim biroon

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manam sardam shod

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bara in ke garm besham

ye lab

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ye lab

ye laboo mikhari baram

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vaghti ehsas kardi be khare khat residi
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az otobus piade sho
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pesari boodam ke esm nadasht. ba dokhtari ashna shodam ke vojood nadasht.be shahri raftim ke adam nadasht.be restoorani raftim ke ghaza nadasht.ba ghasogh changali ghaza khordim ke daste nadasht.ghazasham aslan maze nadasht.vali sare
kar gozashtane shoma kheyli maze dasht


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Salam . bebakhshid bad moghe mozahem shodam ; mikhastam beram W.C goftam beporsam bebinam ab khordi aftabaro koja gozashti ?!

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ye roozi momkene ke muhaye sareto az dast bedi,hatta dandoonat,ya aghleto...,ama ye chizi ke hichvaght az dast nemidi ghashangite...,akhee adam hichvaght chizio ke nadareo az dast nemide

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ye bar ye yaroo mire sarbazi.
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chie?inja chi kar dari?kasi nist.yaroo sarbazie

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